December 28th, 2009 / No Comments » / by admin
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.”
“Onions?”
“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated the wife and daughter. So the daughter said ” Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?”
The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, “Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man’s twenties, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.”
“A Christmas tree?”
“Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!”
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December 27th, 2009 / No Comments » / by admin
Ugg Cardy boots have a luxuriously soft sheepskin inner sock that serves to keep feet warm and cozy, while keeping moisture off the feet.Because of this feature,the boots can be worn comfortably even during the warmest months of the year without feet becoming hot.
Traditionally ugg cardy boots are worn outside the trousers.And for this reason Uggs are becoming part of the fashion culture.They normally come in the regular sheepskin color,which is an black and coffer color and so on. As other style,like ugg ultra boots,which have changed many color.The stylechocolate suede is very attractive,the heavy rubber wedge ugg cardy boots heel is quite comfortable in them.This ugg lopro drawstring boots are youthful-looking comfort boot that’s perfect for any casual occasion.
Your uggcardy boots is inspired by mocassin Slipper of the Interior and outdoors, ideal for every day wear. An outer sole of rubber molded allows flexibility and sustainability.
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December 25th, 2009 / No Comments » / by admin
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.
Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side.
He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, “Don’t worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.
But the hospital was in a real hurry to
get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you.”
The husband was thinking to himself, “Oh no, what has he done now?” and asked with some trepidation, “Well, bro, what did you name them?”
Whereupon, his brother replied, “I named the little girl Denise.”
The husband, relieved, said, “That’s a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?”
The brother winked and replied, “Denephew.”
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December 23rd, 2009 / No Comments » / by admin
The Best UGGSundance Limited Edition is on discount.What a good news that is.The UGG Saundance Limited Edition is the favorite of many people.Because the boots have special significance.And many women want to collect them..
Why the UGG Sundance Limited Edition are so popular and have special significance?On the one hand ,the UGG shoes are sold well and many people like them .Since the UGG Sundance is the limited Edition,then we can see how precious they are..On the other hand,the UGG brand was founded for 30 years.To celebrate the occasion,the UGG are proud to present the UGGSundance Limited Edition on 30th Anniversary Sundance.In this sense,It is worthy of collection.In a word,it is wise for us to buy them.Now the UGG Sundance Limited Edition is on discount. If you are interested in them,please take action.Don’t hesitate!
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December 7th, 2009 / No Comments » / by admin
In the 1970?s, in Western Australia, some people saw that with some basic changes, the ugg boot had real potential and began their own company called Uggs-N-Rugs ™. They implemented some basic style changes such as replacing the center seam with a patterned braid down the back and a more substantial sole designed for added comfort. Eventually a fully molded heal counter was added to these boots. This design created three layers to the boot; the sheep skin, the molded heal, and the suede that is used as the outer layer. This type of manufacturing helps the boot to retain its original shape and allows for maximum support. Although the ugg sheep skin boots boot were to be the core-selling product of Uggs-N-Rugstm, many companies throughout the world have copied and produced their own version of the sheepskin boot.
Since the success of Uggs-N-Rugs as one of the longest running producers of sheep skin boots in Australia, many other manufacturers and retail businesses from all over the world have attempted to copy their success. Although there are many stories found on the Internet, one Australian named Brian Smith lays claim to being one of the first to introduce the ugg boots to the American market.
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November 30th, 2009 / No Comments » / by admin
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”
… the teacher fainted!
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November 28th, 2009 / No Comments » / by admin
When my husband and I welcomed our little bundle of joy into the world, the baby became a top priority. She was so tiny and fragile that we did everything we could to ensure her safety and comfort. Bob checked the crib frame to make sure it was sturdy, and he childproofed the nursery by covering all the electrical outlets with plastic coverings.
I put myself in charge of picking out the baby’s winter wardrobe. With the holidays right around the corner, I knew there would be times when we would carry her through the frigid winter air – trips between the car and grandma’s house, for instance. We invested in an affordable pair of Ugg infant boots to keep her tiny feet warm out in the elements. Even if she outgrows the boots in a few months, they will serve a purpose and look adorable too.
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November 22nd, 2009 / No Comments » / by admin
I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.
I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border into Mexico.
I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.
Even people who aren’t in Barack Obama’s cabinet aren’t paying taxes.
Oh wait, that’s only 9 of them… darn recession is scaling down everything.
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November 21st, 2009 / No Comments » / by admin
Despite the comfort reasons, many people will still not wear these boots because of their appearance. But Ugg boots now come in a variety of styles, sizes and colors and can generally be incorporated in any kind of apparel you on wearing. Typically since these boots are usually worn in the winter for thermal insulation, you can wear any kind of Ski wear or even long jeans.
In fact any kind of long winter insulated pants will look quite normal and fit perfectly with a pair of matching-color Uggs. If you are still worried about what to wear with them, there are many places online such as the Yahoo Answers Forum which will help you pick out the right apparel to wear with your boots.
So with these fashion concerns answered, there is no reason why you should not join the rush and buy a pair of Ugg boots for this winter.
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November 19th, 2009 / No Comments » / by admin
If I was a dolphin and you were the sea
How would I get to be with thee
Trapped in this land alone and tired
Can’t get out from the horrid treachery
Swimming along night and day
Waiting for the time to pass me by
Somebody save me and let me go
Somebody please let me go
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